About this blogger: Z, 30, Boston by way of New York, she/her. Autistic, bisexual, gendervague demigirl. Gryffindor, E/ISFP, chaotic good, Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp.About this blog: One Direction, MCU, Star Wars TFA, Harry Potter, Fall Out Boy, general fandomy things. Social justice, cats, cute animals of all varieties, bodies of water, Jewish things, pretty things, celebrities I like, randomness. Very occasional personal/original content.About these tags: I want to make it as easy as possible for you to blacklist things: both your triggers and just annoyances. Please message me if there's anything I should add to my list.
okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy”
BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake
